Characters
Here is a handy list of characters in the Mr. Quackers stories. Take a look at this page whenever a character pops up in a story and you can’t remember exactly who they are, where they came from, or what their story is.
Ducks
Mr. Quackers - The hero of most of these stories. The smartest duck in the Duckingtons. Often referred to as ‘Mr. Q’, ‘Quackers’, or just ‘Q’.
Drake - Mr. Quackers' brother and the second smartest duck in all of the Duckingtons.
Mortimer - Friend of Mr. Q and Drake since their days at Duckling School. He’s the third smartest duck in all of the Duckingtons and runs a secret gadget branch of a secret organization I’m not allowed to write about on this page.
Sammy - A very young duckling who often gets into trouble for some reason.
Clarence - The dumbest duck in all of the Duckingtons—or is he?
Kiosage Sausage - A strangely named duck. Not much is known about him.
Charles - A duck about whom we know almost nothing.
Witches
Everyone knows that witches come in groups of four sisters. These are the four who always seem to be causing trouble in the Duckingtons:
The Sand Witch - The eldest of the witch sisters. Sand is her thing. She can whip up a sand storm whenever she wants, and she loves to capture ducks and grill them. She has an elaborate grill in her back garden. Ducks avoid annoying or angering her at all costs.
The Sea Witch - Sometimes called the Witch of the Sea. (Not to be confused with the Water Queen, who is not a witch at all.) Water is her thing.
The Witch of the Air - Air is her thing. If it has to do with flying, she’s into it.
The Snow Witch - Sometimes called the Ice Witch. Snow, ice, and cold are her things.
Friends of Ducks
The Water Queen - A friend of Mr. Quackers since he helped her overcome her water allergy. She has a secret water kingdom that almost no one knows how to find.
Pickle Peterson - A friend of Mr. Quackers who once rescued him from a very tight spot.
Villains
The Moss Monster (scary, but not very smart)
Pork the Porky - a pig villain who captured Mr. Q during his travels to the US. His evil lair is in McKinney, Texas.
An unknown person who has been causing massive damage - possibly a purple dinosaur
The Duck Crusher - Its name pretty much says what it is.
Duck Stew Expert - Its name pretty much says what it is.
Treacherous Hurricane - Its name pretty much says what it is.
The Venomous Seashell (who isn’t venomous at all) - actually just a snail
The Ear Worm - When you get a song stuck in your head and it’s so annoying it’s the Ear Worm’s work.
The Waddling Penguin - It remains to be seen whether this enemy is actually dangerous.
Little Bitty Worm - It remains to be seen whether this enemy is actually dangerous.
Pirates
These pirates are so dangerous that they get their own list under ‘Villains’. Unfortunately, most pirates work for anyone who will give them gold, which means that they often work for the Witches.
Blackbeard - the meanest pirate who ever lived
Brownbeard - often overlooked (because his beard is just normal)
Bluebeard - was poisoned once and got the antidote, but the incident left his beard permanently blue
Redbeard - the viking pirate
Whitebeard - the oldest (and smartest and wisest) of the pirates
Nobeard - Not exactly a pirate. More of a pirate of pirates. His ship is not pirate-looking, but an ordinary shipping vessel. He often seems to be shipping crates of coffee and vanilla beans and textiles around the world, but many of those boxes actually conceal gold that he’s stolen, mostly from pirates. He’s kind of a Robin Hood of the seas, often stealing loot from pirates and distributing it among people (or ducks) the pirates have robbed or exploited.