To be told to very young red pandas if they are in the mood for a scary story. Not too close to bedtime, though, or they might get so frightened that they will have trouble sleeping.

Pandor

In the dark of night, Pandor walks the land.

Pandor is a giant red panda.

Pandor stalks in the night, looking for small red pandas to eat.

“PANDOR…” he says from time to time…in his deep, rumbling, quiet, scary voice.

“PANDOR…”

“PANDOOOOR…”

“PAAAAANDOOOOR…”

If he finds a little red panda…
CHOMP!
…he eats them up!

Pandor doesn’t do this every night, though.

He usually only does it on Tuesdays.

So if it’s not a Tuesday night, then cute, little red pandas have nothing to be afraid of.